First, click the icon above of the random generator that you would like to see in action, then click the button that appears below the text box...

Click the button as many times as you like and get a different result each time.

Please note that this page is purely for fun and must not be taken seriously. If you are likely to take any of these random phrases seriously, don't look at them. The phrases generated are random and therefore nobody's fault. Especially not mine. No data is stored from you, no-one is tracking you, stop being paranoid. Who said you were paranoid?